"Are we datin’? Are we fuckin’?
Are we best friends? Are we something, in between that?
I wish we never fucked and I mean that.
But not really, you say the nastiest shit in bed and it’s fuckin’ awesome.”
More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married
It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve
When Yo Parents Give You More Money Than You Asked
Vine by MeechOnMars
DAMN SON TOO REAL
What a wild story.
i googled “why do cats run around and meow at night” and one of the results listed this as a cause:
This is flat out vulgar! There are minors present!There are minors present
share a coke with your own crippling sense of loneliness and inability to be mentally present in the real world